Jasper Facts and Fictions

The 2001 Jasper High School baseball team won the state championship. Copies of the championship game may be procured from Matt Theil.

The Cadillac Ranch, a former bar located between Carthage and Jasper, boasts the only know case of a "flex-off." The participants chose to flex their muscles in the parking lot to settle a drunken dispute, instead of their fists. A Canadian was involved.

Jasper is also the home of Matt Evans, whose toy tractor collection is absolutely huge.

Former Jasper resident, Caleb Peterson, is well known for the dent in his chest as well as his family's castle in Ireland. To this day, his toughness has still gone unquestioned.

Guinness World Record holder of being the "Slickiest Slick," Austin Bunn, grew up in Jasper. He's notorious for once asking Matt Rives the following: "Tell Coach Cooper I'm taking a jizz."

Justin Storm's words of wisdom: "If you weren't left-handed, she wouldn't be pregnant" "When it storms, it pours"

Greg Jackson's retort to Mr. Storm's latter quote: "When it storms, it pours. When it pours, it rains. When it rains, it hails. And hail fucking hurts."

Piss Bridge, located southeast of Jasper, is a favorite locale for Jasperians to stop and urinate off the side of the road.